Tony Stewart has had a rough year. He’s still in good shape to make the Chase, has led over 500 laps and has 8 top 5′s and 11 top 10′s (not to mention over $4 million in winnings). But Smoke is used to winning races. He’s won at least two ever year since 1998. Something is wrong and I’ve got a few ideas.
- It’s Goodyear’s fault.
- Lord Voldemort cast a winless curse on Stewart. “Losera Eterna!
- Complications from a back-hair wax has left Stewart uncomfortable sitting in a car for three hours.
- He’s not currently on probation with NASCAR.
- Scott Bakula leaped into Stewart’s body and can’t get out until he wins a Cup race.
- He is getting acclimated for his 2009-2015 seasons with Haas.
- You mean those drivers talking about shooting for second was just a Rapid Release commercial?
- Due to an unpaid parking ticket from a test session, the #20 car has a boot on the right rear.
- The first 32 wins of a driver’s career are typically flukes.
- Switching from DQ Blizzards to Subway sandwiches has sapped his strength. Also known as the curse of Jared Fogle.
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