Matt Kenseth To Demo New DeWALT Tool

“Shown below is a picture of the new nail gun DeWalt recently came out with. The DW-15 is a semi-automatic, cartridge fed, cordless nailer. During this upcoming race weekend at Martinsville Speedway, Matt Kenseth will have an appearance during which he will demo the new DeWALT nail gun.

The DW-15 can drive a 6-D nail through a 2×4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. Now you’re able to sit in your lawn chair AND build a fence. Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. Once they have the board held in the right place, just fire away. “Bwap! Bwap!” With the 100-round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading.

 />After a day of fence-building with the new DeWALT DW-15 rapid-fire nail gun, the wife won’t ask you to fix or build anything else again!  This baby is a “Man’s Tool!”</p>
<p>OK, so it’s not real and it’s not April Fools to warrant this joke.  However, I couldn’t wait that long to post this. I’ve had versions of this e-mail sent to me more than a couple times this year. I have no clue who made the gun or how long this has been bouncing around the internet.  The original photo had the gun sitting on a work bench.  I cleaned up the photo and tried to made it look a little more authentic and more like an actual product.</p>
<p>Anyway, I was really surprised Darren hadn’t posted this on the OneBadWheel Blog yet (again, not knowing how old the original image is). I’m sure many Matt Kenseth fans have already seen this before.  Shoot (no pun intended), I wouldn’t be surprised if a Matt Kenseth fan made the gun.</p>
<p>Just thought I would share this in hopes you’d find some amusement out of it as I have. Imagine the paint scheme DeWALT could come up with to promote this new product!  LOL”</p>
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