Robby Gordon is a quote machine

Robby Gordon throws helmet at Michael Waltrip
I thought it was safe to watch TV again.

I’m barely over Kanye West telling me that “President Bush doesn’t like black people.” Now I have a startling new revelation to grapple with, thanks to the quote machine, Robby Gordon.

“Everybody thinks Michael’s this good guy. He’s not the good guy like he acts he is. The caution was out and he wrecked me. He’s a piece of s#!%.” – Robby Gordon

It is a highly suspicious incident

Caution is out. We’re watching Mike Bliss up in the wall. Next thing you know Robby Gordon is on screen with his car 4′ shorter.

Mikey blames Robby for “driving like he is in the desert.” Robby blames Mikey for intentionally wrecking him. I don’t know who is to blame. I do know that Robby was hot.

I was telling my wife how Robby is the driver and owner. His cars are at a premium. Then we saw him linger on the track and you knew what was coming.