Here’s the UAW DiamlerChysler 400 submission of Darrell Waltrip quotes:

Every Friday is Friday the 13th when your not in the top 35 in points.

The tires are one thing, it’s the ‘restrictor tank’ that I don’t agree with.

If they’d make the tires and the cars and the tracks all perfect, I wouldn’t have quit driving.

Wasn’t Snickering either was he. (After Ricky Rudd almost t-boned Kyle Busch)

Add more as you recall them. Minor accuracy is all that is required.”